Once upon a time, there was a very lucky punkass.
He was a mistanthropic dunderhead who wandered lost amidst the dessert hills and herpster poofftahs. A callow fellow of undoubted renown who sought to find his place in a universe of disinterest, Axe Bodyspray, and unbridled crotch-fondling narcissism.
Then one day, that lucky punkass discovered that his misanthropic rants, when directed at douchebag culture, could provide quite an outlet. And things got interesting. Fast.
One crazy rise and fall later, and your humble narrator came out the other side with a bevy of lawsuits, assorted insane experiences, a book, a movie deal, and a whole host of lawsuits and death threats.
Now that the heat has cooled, that lucky punkass has decided to start Lucky Punkass.
A site for all things rant and reflection.
A place to cool and codify the inchoate thoughts that plague Lucky’s mind on a daily basis like so many un-medicated fever dreams.
This is that place.
I don’t know how long or how often I’ll post. But I will post. And I hope you’ll join me,.